LOKI'D
That's not what you said last night.

I do believe I have won that argument.

YOU NEVER WIN ANYTHING 


Right there is you admittance.

Right there is you admittance.

You know you love me. Or at least my ass. You admitted that much, don't try and deny it.

WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE SO 


My response.

My response.

HA. I have fooled you! That was sarcasm!

You're right. Whatever was I thinking? I am but a fool if to think I could ever pull the wool over your eyes.

Nothing much, my friend. Attempting to harass you but my plan was ill thought out.

NO SCHEME SURPASSES LOKI, MY LADY 

SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW BETTER BY NOW?

Sighs. I've been found out.

MY LADY SIF

IT WAS YOU!! 

EHEHEHEHE 

WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE? 

who is this lex of whom you speak? i'm just a random person interested in your opinions about butts.
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