That's not what you said last night.
I do believe I have won that argument.
You know you love me. Or at least my ass. You admitted that much, don't try and deny it.

WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE SO
HA. I have fooled you! That was sarcasm!
You're right. Whatever was I thinking? I am but a fool if to think I could ever pull the wool over your eyes.
Nothing much, my friend. Attempting to harass you but my plan was ill thought out.
NO SCHEME SURPASSES LOKI, MY LADY
SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW BETTER BY NOW?
Sighs. I've been found out.
MY LADY SIF
IT WAS YOU!!
EHEHEHEHE
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE?
who is this lex of whom you speak? i'm just a random person interested in your opinions about butts.

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